Intimacy: Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend...

By Idontdance - 23/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Lisa - 11/12/2018 04:00 - Romania

Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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Inferiority complex

By jakob the small twink - 22/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I pulled up to a party/house rave. I was told there were a decent amount of women there. I guess they'd all left by the time I arrived. The only girl I saw there was my ex-girlfriend, who left me without a trace last month, dancing with a bunch of guys who were all physically way bigger than me. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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tonyDlolli 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:12

maybe her period was more important than you

EMZIIE 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:08

Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?

Comments

silvercola 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:59

owch i know how that feels. happened to me couple times but at least u weren't called a looser. i really hate they can't just sucj it up and be nice even 4 a night

StingRay1971 1

Monday 24 August 2009 7:07

I would have said "who wants to dance with an anorestic **** anyway" bitch haha

star_ver 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:07

WTF is anorestic?

will90 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 3:59

Haha yeah man people with Anorestia are stupid

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 24 August 2009 8:42

YDI for not realizing you're a hopeless loser who will one day die alone.

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 24 August 2009 8:45

I know, right?

SAVIORxOMEGA 0

Monday 24 August 2009 9:37

Stop being a pussy and stop Bitching. If you dressed nicer, took care of yourself, or weren't such a nerd, shed want to dance with you. Calm the **** down and ask a friend for some fashion help, preferrably a good looking girl-friend (I'm a guy and I admit girls have the best fashion sense) if not, ask your mom.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 24 August 2009 9:57

Sheds can dance? Well, that would explain the hoedown noise coming from my neighbor's yard every Saturday night.

TrentHawkins 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:12

My friend, it is a bit late now, but you should have loudly, clearly, spoken, to her friends: "Wow, she's eager isn't she?" then turned to her and said: "One step at a time; let's just dance first." -Trent H

himynameislenny 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:17

It's becase you say "all of the sudden". it's "all of a sudden" you tool.

Master_Cylinder 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:01

"It's becase you say "all of the sudden". it's "all of a sudden" you tool." HAHAHAHAHA, I was going to say that exact same thing! ******* hilarious. But seriously, "all of the sudden"? What the hell? Just look at it. It doesn't even look like it makes any sense