Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 15:59 - United States - De Soto

Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 331

You deserved it 2 302

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By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 578

You deserved it 3 995

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 926

You deserved it 38 549

By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 771

You deserved it 5 502

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 558

You deserved it 4 089

Sounds like quite the catch

By Brooke - 14/08/2015 16:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred, "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 794

You deserved it 2 358

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 094

You deserved it 6 143

The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 990

You deserved it 1 958

By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 021

You deserved it 7 905

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 964

You deserved it 31 217

By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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You deserved it 20 422

MrConfusion 21

Wednesday 20 April 2016 7:30

Insults are like an ocean and your body is like a ship. You can't sink unless you choose to let the water inside you.

abbigalerose 11

Wednesday 20 April 2016 7:31

Some people are just assholes. Sorry OP, don't let it get to you

Comments

TheEpicKitten 20

Wednesday 20 April 2016 20:59

The only honest people are kids and drunks

Sora_McKain 36

Friday 22 April 2016 8:00

Really? So...you mean I really am "good at nothing you ever tried at and will never succeed at nothing neither"? Damn you my drunken daddy!

flare0 5

Monday 25 April 2016 11:54

#60 Even if somebody says something that is honest, it doesn't mean that what said person said is true. However the person saying it while drunk is honestly thinking that. Which is what #48 was saying.

DarthDeath 12

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:35

Maybe you should lose some weight and it won't happen. YDI.

StrugsNotDrugs 19

Thursday 21 April 2016 6:29

Don't let him get to you, OP. You're beautiful inside and out

SavageSmith 9

Thursday 21 April 2016 23:02

Then loose weight

FunSize85 6

Monday 25 April 2016 5:14

Shake it off....he's obviously got issues

storethis 17

Monday 25 April 2016 14:57

Don't take it personally, he was drunk

Regisord413 10

Monday 25 April 2016 23:39

That wasn't very nice of him to say, I hope you don't let it get to you.

Xamry14 10

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:56

Hey don't feel bad. I was the same way. Still flat chested of course but I lost like 100 pounds. I have a little more to go. Not saying you should. I just couldn't accept my body. Try to love yourself though and if you decide to loose weight, do it for health or because YOU want to. Don't do what I did. I was so insecure I starved myself. No eating for two weeks to jump start the loss and then lost it all in 6 months. That's extremely dangerous. I was stupid and let myself give into social pressure.