Love: Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred...

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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You deserved it 6 715

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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You deserved it 24 731

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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You deserved it 104

By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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You deserved it 164

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

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You deserved it 200

By friend loves a gay guy... - 23/09/2013 20:49 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

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You deserved it 3 917

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:03

aww she's a bitch :(

bluephoenix1498 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:04

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

Comments

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:02

Run.

Mr_Positive 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:03

She doesn't deserve your love !! Nor should you have such douche best friend. Totally agree with #113.

Piemonkey 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:08

She's a bitch.

strangersdk 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:27

What a bitch. Call her on her dumbass hypocrisy, and punch your 'best friend' in the dick and take his man card for breaking law. Next time try to get her attention more, but definitely let her know how much of a ***** she is.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:30

Ok I know not all women prefer douch bags but alot of them do want douch bags you should learn the mystery method though give yourself some self worth such as telling her that your previous gf was hot as **** or an exotic dancer or maybe a drop dead goreous model it will make her want you or pretend that you dont like her or could care less about her but from the way you said it you guys were probably friends first than you realized you liked her as a result of it and Jesus Christ people spin the bottle isnt just a kids game the original ******* post should tell you they were kids having sex I know some people have sex at 12 but I doubt that was the case

Okinawa95 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:19

Holy crap dude THAT NEVER WORKS!!! Ever. -_- No matter how stupid a girl is, you'll never get her by treating her like shit. No exceptions.

Guch 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:50

Nothing like rampant misogyny.... Seriously, you were a friend to her, chances are you had a chance and you were nervous or unsure and didnt go for it. She took that as "oh he doesnt think of me that way, we'll be best of buds!" If you can move beyond your puppy love she'd probably be a good friend, she also has friends you know, expand the social circle and have fun :P

dnr928 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:04

#40 = "tough love" WIN. I don't see how you're in love with her, but in the past I've been a hypocrite so yeah there are some bitches out there and this is one of them

laurisshnazzy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:05

Wow, #119 is such an idiot. I completely agree with #109.

sheni_009 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:08

People are so quick to call girls bitches and ****** for hooking up with someone. She wasn't into him. She was into his friend. She obviously was not into him...yes, FYL because the girl you like hooked up with your friend, but she's not a bitch and she's not a ***** just because she doesn't like you back. If the OP is an asshole to her and his friend he's being a real tool and a baby. If someone doesn't take an opportunity to kiss you, they don't WANT to kiss you. Seriously. I absolutely agree with poster #105.