Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage,...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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Busted

By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

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Unruly meets incompetence

By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML

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Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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compasseagle89 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:12

I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.

IronicIrony 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:14

Nice, I did Nazi that one coming!

Comments

FatTony2010 4

Friday 13 April 2012 4:36

Well who's a lucky Jew?

xohsosickx 0

Friday 13 April 2012 4:44

Lmaooooooooo

psychochick29 0

Friday 13 April 2012 4:44

Bahahahaa. This is hilarious.

Pancakemines 0

Friday 13 April 2012 4:45

You all are going to burn. Not from hell but from me torching your ******* houses.

emily_lynne 2

Friday 13 April 2012 4:46

Who is anne frank?

abby_abomination 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:05

How is that an FML? That's more like a win in my mind. You drank underage and escaped the cops!!! Go you!!

looneytoongirl 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:07

Hey at least you didn't get caught!

1kiki81 6

Friday 13 April 2012 5:11

That's hilarious. I can't even say your life sucks because it's so fun. At least it's better than other things they could have called you

shaunM 6

Friday 13 April 2012 5:22

enough of these so called holocaust jokes plus you shouldn't even joke about it to begin with

roninvamp 4

Friday 13 April 2012 5:27

If you're underage don't go to fn parties, it doesn't make you cool, you jus end up another teenage pregnancy and a failure in the eyes of your parents