Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I...

By TheRawrza - 26/04/2009 09:47 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By ForeverAFatty - 29/05/2021 20:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend invited me to swim at his house. I'm very obese, so I had some reservations about it, but he assured me it'd be alright. Instead, the whole time I was treated to his mother commenting on my weight umpteen times, and his brother calling me "Moby Dick" and throwing pool noodles at me. FML

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La_la_loo 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:07

The girl probably assumed that she didn't want to take her shirt off because she thought she was fat. A lot of girls who are super skinny think they are fat so she was probably trying to coax her.

twilighter_644 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:12

If you were hesitant to take ur shirt off, y did u get a bellybutton ring in the first place?

Comments

gryarya 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:43

it's ok. even if you are a little chubby you'll probably still get guys. believe me ten percent of us mainly go for personality then we find the sexiness in you we never thought was there. true fact.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 25 May 2011 12:07

Wow you totally deserve it... You were hesitant to take your shirt off because of a belly button ring? Kind of pathetic...

Black_Letter 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:13

YDI for getting a bellybutton ring and being fat. Plus, if you were scared to show off your ring, why the hell would you get one in the first place?

gress269 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 20:52

Fatty Patty :D

gabbs1130 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 1:24

Lol xD

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Saturday 20 October 2012 17:56

At least they we trying to help :/

bakerella 29

Monday 19 November 2012 5:56

ouch. though you shouldn't be at a pool with a new piercing anyway

Hurmbifrum 14

Monday 23 December 2013 23:31

I was pretty sure girls only got piercings like that as an excuse for wearing belly shirts and show off even more of their selves, not to keep them concealed?