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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By jadakorn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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NoobHat 6

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Should've had an Otter box...

MangoRico1 1

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Nice Friends to give you the time to do that

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stayawakee 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:30

You shouldn't have thrown it in the first place. No ones fault but your own.

onelastime 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:32

If they are nice enough to wait for you then they are nice enough to hold your phone. Should've asked them op :)

theboxman 1

Monday 1 August 2011 23:35

at least it's just a crack, and the phone isn't entirely broken?

kkbaby3 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:39

mines cracked, ran into a refrigerator:O what a night!

Petronix 5

Monday 1 August 2011 23:39

Otterbox FTW

margie2194 12

Monday 1 August 2011 23:39

Time for a blackberry?

l33tcharlie 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:41

what a consideration friends u had

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:38

...hmmm?

dstivers 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:44

Time to grab all theirs and return the favor.

lome16 1

Monday 1 August 2011 23:49

They replace your screen once for free

MurphyS94 4

Monday 1 August 2011 23:54

Should have had an Otterbox...those things are ******* invincible.

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