Love: Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking...

By so embarrassed - 05/01/2013 21:56 - United States - South Salem

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML

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By fuck you, dad - 27/09/2012 18:36 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML

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By FMyEx - 06/12/2012 11:50 - United States - Southington

Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

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Bad tipper, good shitter

By kmctl - 20/05/2015 18:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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Date night

By feminist - 17/06/2009 15:25 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

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Incomplete freedom

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad drunkenly ranted about how I should volunteer for the military because of the crisis in the Middle East. I refused; I'm in college on two scholarships and have listened to stories of why his service still gives him nightmares. I had to hide all the phones to keep him from calling the recruiters. FML

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Manly men fighting

By Anonymous - 05/06/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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Sunday 6 January 2013 2:29

Considering you have to put up with that kind of embarrassment, I hope they DID give you a free meal.

XxDevilxXGt 26

Sunday 6 January 2013 3:12

I think you misread. No one is talking about a free medal. Meal*

Comments

LebronJames23 5

Sunday 6 January 2013 13:33

Who gets that drunk off one bottle of wine?

Hazmat88 2

Sunday 6 January 2013 15:12

What a disgrace....

Fooey_214 12

Sunday 6 January 2013 15:18

Yea, unfortunately there's a lot of those out there

Fooey_214 12

Sunday 6 January 2013 15:20

He's not a real soldier

ariaofdoom 16

Sunday 6 January 2013 15:21

Well, your boyfriend is an idiot for becoming obnoxiously drunk in public. But just because he's national guard doesn't make him lesser than active duty. If it weren't for NG, active duty would have to deploy quite a bit more. And don't knock that he's a mechanic, they play a vital role; especially overseas. I learned quickly to become friends with the ones in my unit.

grayeyedmarine 14

Sunday 6 January 2013 16:08

Tell him to suck it up, some of us spend every single day fighting for his freedom. not just once in a blue moon like his sour ass. if he joined cause he was entitled to things he sure needs to get out in a hurry, that's not the kind of child I want fixing my trucks when I leave for combat

thewife5 19

Sunday 6 January 2013 17:40

Are you implying that active duty members don't get drunk and act obnoxious in public from time to time? Tsk tsk.. We all know better. You appear as ignorant has the OPs boyfriend.