By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 864
You deserved it 168 649

Mason_Jayson tells us more.

Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

541 9
xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

274 5

Comments

ohboyscott 0

so fake...it's disturbing to see the number of people who believe this.

0 0
ree_fml 0

#150 I think YDI is you deserved it.

1 0
polaroidsof182 2

Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing fake or not this is my favorite, LOL!

0 0
AntiChrist7 0

leave other people alone you insensitive pervert idiot

0 0
MarvelousMaggie 0

HAHAHHAAHAHAHA that is hilarious, but seriously weird. life, who pulls hair off other people????

1 0
youreawhore 0

I just keep laughing! I can't stop XD Seriously, GENTLY pull... don't yank so that you rip half their skin off o_O Or don't touch at all :S But nice of you for trying to help :P

1 0
Jokermon 0

ppl wit OCD, *shakes head*, u nid meds

1 1
dgary33 0

i am sorry but that is the funniest ******* thing i have ever heard in my life. im crying im laughing so hard. that sucks for you but funny as hell for me. sorry

0 0