By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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nodbor 11

posable cancer problem down the road from your doing that.

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AlisonMarie 0

HAHAHAHA now, I get why you did that, I pull loose hairs off my friends shirts all the time, but I am NEVER doing that to a stranger. EVER. ever. everrrr. That is the grossest thing I have ever heard in my lifeee.

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N0Luck 0

F # $ % I N G G R O S S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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TVC15 0

Wtf...mind your own business next time.

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kidNflorida 0

AHHH hahaa, i agree with #14.

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podrummer9209 0

******* sick... wtf? There's surgery for that shit these days

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mystery_fml 0

that's sick. that her mole hair, of all things, was that long. seriously, thats gross. your FML definitely gets sympathy from me only because you had to witness a hair that long.

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