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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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Happiest place on Earth

By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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Disney magic

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML

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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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Anderling 32

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:21

One word. Karma...

elliebutton 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:26

LOL. How old are you? I bet the Chip and Dale highfived each other after.

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JADEstokesxo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:07

i liked it when FML's where actually real. where the **** have they gone.? whenever i read most of these now theyre all just bullshit. DONT POST ******* POINTLESS FML'S!!!

jeremy78tn 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:08

Same here. The dumbest shit passes moderators and its all the same made up crap. I sent in one about something crazy that happened while I was recovering from cancer and they told me they don't post made up stories. First off, mine wasn't made up and second, this one proves they post bullshit

jncwmnd 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 15:38

I wish there was a dislike button for FMLs so they get hidden for being stupid. You totally deserved it for laughing at a little kid, if I were like..4 or 5 I would be scared of a huge ass mouse. Chip and Dale were just defending the little kid I would assume, I would've high fived them afterwards and probably kicked you in the gut.

xClarkGable 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:03

YDI for being a dick to a kid. DISNEYLAND FTW.

xOpheliacx 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:27

This is just dumb. and YDI.

IAmCordelia 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:55

How much you wanna bet the mickey mouse guy and the chip and dale guys planned this: "Hey, I'm going to scare that little kid over there. When those guys over there laugh, you two jump out and scare them."