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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML

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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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Anderling 32

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:21

One word. Karma...

elliebutton 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:26

LOL. How old are you? I bet the Chip and Dale highfived each other after.

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DaBoss90 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:34

You got owned by two Disney characters. Epic fail

Teeheez 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:39

Sometimes I love Karma! #24 was right. You got owned by Disney Characters. I hope the little kid saw that and enjoyed it. TEEHEE

DrAwesome 6

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:52

Darn, I wish I could say something to really explain how bad this is, but your username cleared everything up.

R3nesmee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:27

LAWL!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!! XD

Jim9349 10

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:54

only immature brats go to disney land I support the ADM (anti disney movement) youtube.com/diedisneychannel

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:55

One word ..bullshit...they wouldn't even do that...idiot

lmmmr 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:34

That's really ******* lame. And OP, you are incredibly immature if you find scared children that hilarious. YDI.

michaelsgirl 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:36

YDI for making fun of a small child.

SweetieLish 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:19

That sucks....but I would have rather been jumped by a Chippendale, not Chip and Dale. Ha...

the33dude33 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:12

YDI for going to Disneyland instead of Disney World.

Coban3 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:33

SOO WHAT! your in disneyland..even though disneyworld is better

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