By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
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Same thing different taste

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giantsfan2010 23

Shouldnt have waited that long.

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lol golden fontain ftw! xd nah kiddin but control yourself, srsly OP

Take it from one who knows, it's very bad for you to wait that long to go to the bathroom! If you continue to do so, you'll pay for it in about 30 yrs. Next time, don't wait so long! Your bladder will thank you!!

The bright side is he is now forever your territory.

starshine21 0

u jumped right to golden showers in the relationship that's a big step iam still working up the courage to fart

DethMetal666 0

I hope that goes good for you. Try and makes sure you don't fart too loud or too quiet if u know what I mean lol

JuuuusssstFML 0

he must have enjoyed that : /

Zayna_604 0

Dont feel too bad. This happened to me at school once. F both our lives! 

really must've sucked hopefully u were young coz if not...