Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo....

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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airforce987 20

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

I guess you made a good FIRST impression!

DGross 8

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:12

Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed

Comments

aback 4

Sunday 14 March 2010 6:47

"Up" periscope?

daneeyoll 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 6:51

LOLOLOLOL loo.

erika0225 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:53

hahaha that is just too funny!!!!!!

4toestatue 7

Sunday 14 March 2010 8:47

I had a similar experience in the past. I was getting naked in the bathroom to take a bath and when I was just finishing one of my sister's friends entered. We looked each other in shock and she dashed out.

djavalanche 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:22

hey he got a free show

ogediah 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 11:03

in a situation like this.... do you finish or not?

Big_Al120 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 11:12

you should have just played it off like you never even noticed or didnt even care he was there. that woulda lead to a comical face-to-face later on. or even better, you could have started takin a dump and forced him out of his own bathroom. unless of course he stayed, which would be weird. then you'd know to stay away from ol daddy-o from then on