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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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airforce987 20

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

I guess you made a good FIRST impression!

DGross 8

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:12

Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed

Comments

sarebear123 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:48

would someone get me a damn cookie?

TruLife16 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:27

its called a shower curtain guys thats why she couldnt see him...

blastvortex 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:35

Were you blinded to reality by the fact that you needed to pee or could you really have gone without noticing him at all in that amount of time? Then again, I'd like to understand how your boyfriend's father is unable to shut the blasted door, or, for that matter, why the hell he was taking a bath. In lieu of that, I'll leave you with the following lines. [Doc] Careful, Sprocket. These [guys] may be from some foreign planet. [Mrs. Bear] Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends. [Dr. Teeth] Yeah, and we're proud of it too! [Sam the Eagle] Why am I here...?

Jlevrt 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 3:13

i wonder why his dad didnt say anything when you walked in... hmmmm...

0mfgz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 3:31

I hope for the sanity of your eyes that he doesn't look like my dad. My father is 300 pounds and hairy as ****.

kaitlinQ 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:06

ya I agree with #104

CoolChik 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:07

YOU: Err.... HIM: Uh... YOU: Um, sorry, didn't know you were in here. *peeing* HIM: Yeah...awkward *covers himself with bubbles* YOU: *pulls pants up* Well, as charming as this was... HIM: Yeah, but seeing as how you're already in here...wash my back? *points to back covered with hair and pimples* YOU: *Relunctantly picks up dirty sponge* Ew... *scrunches nose* HIM: Aahhhhh, that feels so nice. YOU *gag* *Boyfriend Enters* BOYFRIEND: Um...what the ****? ***Awkward***

Paopu 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:41

My question is... why would he bathing without completely shutting the door? His son's GIRLFRIEND was visiting. That's pretty perverted if you ask me.