Animals: Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months....

By GreatAim - 23/09/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months. I saw her newest chihuahua dog, Mickey, and he was excited that new people were over. I picked him up and slightly bounced him in the air. Because of the bounce and his excitement, he peed a little bit, straight into my eye. FML

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By Josh - 16/07/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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By lean_mean_meme_machine - 10/12/2016 19:07 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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By ninjapup - 02/01/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5am to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:41

Chihuahuas tend to do that.

that_guy321 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 14:03

you, my good sir/ma'am, fail miserably

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Ranoona 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 19:31

at ifruit if you want a smart dog I think german shepards are the best

sobe23 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:28

Lmao. nice one. I have a chihuahua and she pees when new people come over. lol.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:48

I think I'll be sticking to my mini dachshund. xD I like chihuahuas just the same, but if they tend to do that... (My dog doesn't pee when she's excited thankfully).

Fenix0147 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 21:32

Be happy for two reasons. 1) it didn't have AIDS.. That we know of. 2) it didn't take a dump on you while you were sleeping.

Koalafrau_fml 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 22:03

Small dogs pee, indeed. One more reason for me to prefer cats (plus, cats don't run to you jumping and barking as if they were being tortured while they are happy).

1m_b0r3d 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 11:33

yeah cats just give you a death stare as you walk past them at times....and hiss at you if you say something that all :D I'm not saying all cats are like that only most :o