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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

Holy Moley!!!

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

oooh ouch why would he do that?

Comments

camsham86 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:01

Why didn't you trim your nasty ass mole hair? Or better yet, get the damn thing removed.

converseTMB 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:02

ewww get tht thing checked! 

sexy_cali_girl 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:07

lol rota..ok u can go wit that i guess

niesenator 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:09

Quick question, what does the bikini wax and the whole beginning have to do with anything? lol and btw you may want to go to the doctor and that checked out. weird moles = skin cancer potentially lol jk... kinda.

jennacide 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:13

You deserve it for having moles! jk At least your love wasn't grossed out by you having a mole, he seems like a keeper. :) And I don't know about other people but, blood makes me hot and bothered. ;D

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:17

what would Austin Powers do?

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:12

Mole!

jennacide 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:19

How is pulling hair off a mole romantic? "Oh 'God', your mole is so hairy. I just want to pull every strand out. Damn your just turning me on so bad!" -pulls hair out then procceds to ravish your body- the blood just makes it so much sexier ;D

sexy_cali_girl 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:23

o boy..jennacide u a lil freak girl lol u seriously turned on by blood?

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:27

1. She was being sarcastic. 2. Go make me a sammich. 3. See above :)

makc5point3vtec 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:53

lol wow

jennacide 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:48

Actually to answer your question honestly, its not blood that is my thing. But physical roughness is quite fun, and it depends how their is blood lol. :) And I don't mean I love it when people are angry at me and beat me, I hate violence and anger. But if you can't playfully mess with someone, its boring.