Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

Holy Moley!!!

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

oooh ouch why would he do that?

Comments

withered 30

Monday 22 February 2010 1:47

I say **** your life for being such retarded bitch... If you haven't noticed in your retardness, humans can have hairy moles, so that means also girls can have them. Unbeliveable, huh?

cerberus_fml 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:19

omfg I hate moles. you did all that shit and did nothing bout ur mole and it's hair. WTF fail

comedychick 1

Monday 22 February 2010 2:39

wow a hairy mole, not to mention it's BLOODY too, thanks.. you disgust me..

sexxyajayy 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:40

ew?

Ethan_rocket 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:44

why the hell whould he pull it out? I would not touch that shit.

doomsdore 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:47

dude thats ****** gross

tokintot07 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:50

that's grossss, why do you have a mole with hairs on it? YDI

bigpapi210 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:09

anybody want guacaMOLE? yummers

iijordan 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:12

omfggg hahaha i diedd laughing at that i have a disgusting twisted sense of humor haha i couldnt stop laughing after i read #86

tomakobriefs 11

Monday 22 February 2010 4:49

Um, so why did you bother getting other hairy bits taken care of but you neglected to trim off a hair on a mole? I understand not necessarily removing the mole, but at least keep the hairs short. Ew. YDI.