By hard - 09/08/2010 07:07 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 707
You deserved it 5 825

Same thing different taste

Top comments

#I like big butts and I cannot lie...#

lol that's funny OP over protective mombot

Comments

Steve95401 49

If I were him, I would have corrected your mom and pointed out that your "figure" is a most glorious thing. Bigger IS better, as long as you have proper "hip-to-waist" ratio action going on.

I'd like to look at such a big nice girl's ass...

Lmao wow your mom just ruined you!

PYLrulz 17

Today, I was at the grocery store when I saw a girl there with a great ass. while getting a good look, her mother cane up to me, said it's a big ass, and said it's rude to stare. FML

I like people who say bigger is better.

PYLrulz 17

oop, meant my mother instead of her mother. that's what happens when you do that first thing in the morning

And if it was an ugly guy you'd probably call him a creeper and slap him. Oh you, double standards.

beancoinc 0

if I had been him I would have told your mom that's why restaurants have menus & gotten your number so, don't worry about what your mom thinks but let her know her behavior was inappropriate & set boundaries with her. Smile it makes you even. more sexy.