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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

Isn't that a good thing? I mean-- if you can make someone laugh, you can make them do anything, right? Funny women are a rarity, and you farting while looking sexy is hilarious.

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cooterpunch 0

That's when you turn to him, a swoosh of hair covering one eye, and say "If you like that, there's more where it came from," turn on your heels and do a sexy saunter out of the library.

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earwig12 1

Shoulda asked him out right then.

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cooterpunch 0

That's when you turn to him, a swoosh of hair covering one eye, and say "If you like that, there's more where it came from," turn on your heels and do a sexy saunter out of the library.

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Shallow_Padentic 0

This was absolutely hilarious. The comments just add to the hilariousness of the whole thing hahahaha

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happygoluckyhh 0

'Your body' as you put it, did not just let it out. There is something called self control. Hold it in and then fart when you get back to your seat. Common sense isn't brain surgery.

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heymanwasup 0

dad how did u meet mom? she walked by and farted... dad ur sick and so is mom

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princesskitten 0

Maybe she couldn't hold it in, happygoluckyhh. Don't be a jerk. "Common sense isn't brain surgery"? Lol, I've never heard that one before.

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deadpoetic333 0

Lay off the anal, you seem really loose in that area if your body just 'decides' to slip a loud one out.

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