Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream...

By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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SaintJimmy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:17

Why did her mom just leave her there. Was it all part of her elaborate con to get people thrown out of the mall?

Peroxide 3

Monday 9 November 2009 12:30

That'll teach you. You should have bought the ice cream, walked up next to her, taken a big lick and thrown it on the floor and said "you can't have that one either bitch".

Comments

Edumacated 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 7:23

A prime example of why you should just let kids cry and savour it. The little buggers.

nprugby11 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 7:35

YDI...there's no reason to be nice to any little kid that you don't know...little bastards are the devil

helloello 2

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:21

This is why I hate kids! There's a couple good ones here and there, but not ot many

Flutist 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:25

people need to watch their kids, teach them some manners, and realize that spankings have worked for a long time. Your kid drops their ice cream they learn that if you aren't careful shit happens. Sounds like this little turd was a drama queen. Don't buy ice cream for people's kids. They get offended, like they couldn't afford it themselves. Also, if she dropped it on purpose, which is sounds like she did, then she deserves not to have ice cream. So the rule of thumb, if you want to do something nice to the kid, talk to the parents. They might have been trying to parent, but you ruined it.

hetizmij 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:01

Ungrateful child. She should be trown out of the mall for trowing ice-cream on the floor.

Taravampire 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:32

I would have never done that. wow. You should at least ask the kid if he wants a new damn ice cream!

mattmalin11 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 7:16

... FYL my friend. I'm 13, and I was never rude like THAT. I would say that I wasn't allowed to take studd from strangers, or ask to have the money to pay 4 it myself. But I wouldn't throw it down!

killerpenguin247 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 12:51

some people have applauded the little girl for not accepting the ice cream which in theory sounds like a good thing. but from the sound of it she did accept it by taking the ice cream otherwise how did she throw it to the ground? saying no thank you or running off to her mom and leaving the ice cream in the posters hands would have been more polite. It is a sad state that the first reaction when someone tries to do something nice is suspicion and and hate. (not that it isnt warranted in this day and age, it is just sad that we have to be that way)