Love: Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Shadic 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

You moronic bitch.

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different

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catriona_cd 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:21

stupid mole. GROW up. these are all most as lame as the op's that say it ended up being his sister or coz.. Do society a favor.. go abort yourself.

Sophia93 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:42

LOL

bokindo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:46

i wish he would have punched you in the face

trulyinsane 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:55

"today, i was underwear shopping with my girlfriend and a nut job **** slapped me for no reason. FML." don't assume things. don't be reactive, be proactive. this is a lot like the fml where a dude was with his cousin and got slapped. to bad the dude's girlfriend didn't hit you back.

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:08

Don't be a stupid ****. If you're going to let your blind rage control you in a public place, at least be prepared to take what's coming to you. You're lucky the guy didn't decide to knock you out.

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:10

Consider yourself lucky you didn't get the old boot to the face.

hmachum 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:11

you are suchh an asshole...

kristina_duh 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:17

now half yall kno if yall saw your bf or gf yall would go crazy too so dont go hard on her but she could have made sure it was him before she slapped him

Clarity 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:09

People like 89 should be allowed to breed

Lonely4 0

Monday 27 July 2009 19:03

#*( -- you're that trashy and ignorant to cause such a ridiculous, just-for-attention scene in public? That's pathetic. It's like they taught you in kindergarden and elementary school (maybe you didn't make it that far in school)....use your words, not your fists....