Love: Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Shadic 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

You moronic bitch.

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:47

you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different

Comments

Da_Gov 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:03

YDI for being such a dumbfuck, plus you don't smack the guy without even getting a good look at them

Mr_Horrible 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:04

Here is a lesson - prior to committing assault take a moment and make sure you're hitting the right guy. Hope they called the cops and pressed charges. YTDI

lmmmr 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:07

Obligated? Seriously? What a violent little world you live in.

simpsonman3000 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:31

now see this is why you don't let women out of the kitchen innocent men get hurt

bokindo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:47

amen to that

gigi37 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:45

Ha, that is hilarious. Anyways OP, I'm glad you posted to FML because you can now read about how that is not normal behavior and learn that you are a horrible person. And the only people who agreed your life was ****** are the other insane, insecure, bitchy chicks like you

genius_man16 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:55

lmao. This comment rules.

silvrdollr 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:35

What's up with women slapping men in public? Equality means getting slapped back, so just stop doing it.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:40

But if a man slaps a woman, it's considered assault. ******* double standards.

wakingzombies 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:19

Welcome to the wonderful world of self-defense, #73: If a crazed psychotic bitch like OP walks up and slaps you, and you shove her out of the way and run like hell, it is A-OK because you had reason to believe that she was threatening you!

jumpman3000 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:39

Today, I was in Victoria's Secret with my girlfriend helping her pick out some lingerie. We were laughing and having a great time when all of a sudden some crazy chick comes from out of nowhere and slaps the hell out of me in front of everyone. FML

ClumsyJason 3

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:18

uhh, your trying to relate this to you are you.

simpsonman3000 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 7:22

yeah. don't pretend that this is you are you

ghostgirll 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 7:33

wow people relax i think he was just joking and trying to show that this is really an FML for the guy who got slapped and not for the OP

spazz666 18

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:01

Way to not know what your boyfriend looks like! And I agree with everyone else that called u a moron! YDI all the way.

anneboleyn 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:07

For some reason this reminds me of a scene in the TV show Harper's Island. This guy found a ring washed up on the beach and proposed to his girlfriend right then, but it was actually this other guy's ring that he was planning to give to his girlfriend, which he had lost. The guy who lost the ring told his girlfriend, and she came up to the guy who had her ring (whom she didn't know at all) in front of his fiance and slapped him, then screamed at him for cheating and getting her pregnant. Then the fiance threw her ring off in anger, so they got it back.