By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 955
You deserved it 5 289

Same thing different taste

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noshitsherlock 0

wow... I hope after that you dump him! That's disrespect and embarrassing!

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DUMP HIM ! why stay with someone like that? he needs to learn respect.

lol i luv how u wanna teach guys respect!!

*facepalm* get back to the kitchen woman.... @ op suck and well you kinda deserve it for even being with such a guy in the first place

How the **** did she know she was with someone like that? I don't think the opportunity to find out was evident until after it happened. God you're retarded. _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Get back to the kitchen? Your real mature asshole.

chicagofireallez 0

I agree with #79! She was probably never in the kitchen in the first place, which is the real problem here. You should have brought some 'pints' and some 'biscuits' for him to enjoy with his 'mates' afterwards, and then promptly given him oral sex. Eventually, you may learn how to keep a man.

Wow I can tell these boys are going to be alone in the future lol

kay three words... DUMP HIS ASS ! and you say new boyfriend? hes not worth it if he did that to you, find another new boyfriend:)

maybe he should be your new ex-boyfriend instead

If you dont ditch him for that, you deserve every bit of disrespectful treatment he gives you henceforth.

"Hey man, sup? Nothin much, juuust randomly standing beside a tree. Let's play some football!"

Dump him, plain and simple. Really, don't put up with that. Plus, if YOU the supposed "embarassing one" dump HIM, THEN who is the loser?

What did you mean by the second part? ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

He thinks she's a loser, thus he doesn't want to be seen with her, correct? Well, if the "loser" dumps him, then it makes him out to be a loser, because he got dumped by a supposed loser.

That won't really work though. He didn't acknowledge her or even say he knows her when he was with his friends, implying they asked who she was. If she were to dump him right there she would just look bad because he would probably say "I dont even know you" All she can do is just not talk to him from then on, and if she knows where he lives she can slash his tires or throw a rock at his window lol. Ok that's a bit extreme. _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Well, I didn't necessarily mean for her to dump him there in front of them. Obviously he'd pull that stunt. Dumping him alone would hurt his precious ego,. Even if nobody was around to witness it, he was still dumped by a loser.

Do you really think he would care? Especially after what just happened? Btw nice choice of an avatar :) _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Thank you. He definitely wouldn't care that he lost her, but what he would care about is that HE, a popular guy, got dumped by a supposed loser. He'd play it off as if nothing happen, but on the inside he /may/ think "**** I can't even get the loser to go out with me" Or something. It probably wouldn't last long.

For all we know though his intention may have been to just get laid, and since that event took place, all he might think is "whatever" I'm just saying that you're scenario is too much of a "best case", if he had the slightest care for her he at least would have acknowledged her instead of pretending not to know her. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Like I said, he obviously wouldn't care about her, since he doesn't now. He may just be in it to get laid, quite true. Maybe I am just thinking best case, but I still think if he was looking for action and was denied, especially by someone he thought would be easy (since she's a loser), it seems to me it might affect him at least just a little.

I don't know though, but as a guy if I was to be in that mindset my reaction would just be "whatever" Hopefully it is as you say though, and hopefully he does have guilt (though that is highly unlikely) _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Oh no, I wasn't implying he was going to feel guilty about it. I really doubt he ever will. I was thinking more along the lines of him thinking "How the **** does a LOSER dump ME?" because he sounds very egocentric, so I meant it could be a blow to his pride. I guess I fail at explaining.

Lol no I didn't gaige your meaning, it's my fault. If he is that egocentric then yeah he probably would question his stature, however I still think that he was on the mindset of an easylay, and it most likely will be a "oh well you're not the only loser" mindset. Good debate though _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

For the guy who submitted the FML, OP means original poster, and I denied it, sorry, not funny.