Love: Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting...

By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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Good friends

By cavallo31 - 28/06/2016 00:47 - United States

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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Like a moth to a bug light

By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 05:00

Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML

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Fashion Week

By NotAGoodStart - 07/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Saturday 29 August 2009 23:05

Haha that idiot. DUMP HIM!

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:06

wow... I hope after that you dump him! That's disrespect and embarrassing!

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nikkid513 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:05

What a jerk. if he's embarressed of you infront of his friends, than he's not worth it

mreyes517 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:13

um, what makes you think he's your boyfriend???

Starchild21 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:15

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ihavebadluckx5 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:02

dump him

gargoyle666 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:18

You should've joined in the football match and lost some of that weight.

masterc211 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:45

Ydi for saying mates. ****

WTFpancakes 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 3:11

screw that dump him...and #73 its not bros before hos its chicks before dicks

Jennydew 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 3:21

What an ass! Dump him asap...

erudition 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:19

Seriously? Dump. Him.

genius_man16 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:08

Well he's an EX boyfriend now i'm sure. There are a lot of assholes out there huh. It seems weird how they think they're cool when they act like that with girls...