Love: Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting...

By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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Good friends

By cavallo31 - 28/06/2016 00:47 - United States

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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Like a moth to a bug light

By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 05:00

Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML

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Fashion Week

By NotAGoodStart - 07/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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BLiNdZoRz 3

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:05

Haha that idiot. DUMP HIM!

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:06

wow... I hope after that you dump him! That's disrespect and embarrassing!

Comments

jc21_fml 1

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:41

agree

gummibehrs 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:46

Dump his ass.

iFruit 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:47

Wow. Sad.

wordgirl 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:50

If he's not already your ex-boyfriend, then you totally deserve whatever he does to you in the future. Don't allow someone to treat you as something of which they're ashamed or as someone unworthy.

Tedet 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:57

I actually live in Hertford and can say, as a fact, that us guys are *****. It's probably the Tesco.

epicfail13337 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:58

Well, maybe it's because you don't seem attractive/gf material at first sight. Maybe he could like you for your personality, which others won't see. He just doesn't have to want to explain how great you really are to the other people who will judge you wrong. That's the best explanation. Most likely he's just being an idiot.

Starchild21 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:03

It trully doesn't matter what his motive is. If he's willing to be a great guy and give you hope when you're by yourself, and then ignore you and focus on his friend's when your not alone, then he's just a dick plain and simple and not worth any time. The fact that he didn't just ignore her, and instead refused to say he even knew her, speaks for itself. If you had that happen to you, would you try and find a way to explain it, or would you be respectful of yourself and your standards in guys? __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99