Love: Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting...

By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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Good friends

By cavallo31 - 28/06/2016 00:47 - United States

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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Like a moth to a bug light

By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 05:00

Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML

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By NotAGoodStart - 07/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Saturday 29 August 2009 23:05

Haha that idiot. DUMP HIM!

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:06

wow... I hope after that you dump him! That's disrespect and embarrassing!

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tehslack 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:36

it would be advisable to um, get a new ******* boyfriend.

ohmyword08 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:41

if he doesn't want to be seen with you, he doesn't deserve you. dump the fool.

mrda 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:41

Hahaha ur too ugly lol

mccaincracker 6

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:42

Pwned

victory25 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:43

it's just incredible how people treat other people these days. perhaps you should "hide him" with a brick to the face!

fMYYYlife 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:48

FYL. hope yadidn't give it up

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:49

Sweetheart, he's not your boyfriend.

victoriax3 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:53

omg he better be your ex wtf i wouldnt have listened to him thats so messed up.

cmac86 23

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:54

oh you mean soccer. so I guess he likes sports...kinda.

adamisserious 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:58

Everyone likes soccer in the UK. It ain't like there is Football or Baseball or Hoops or anything, there's soccer and then a BIG gap.

CFR 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:56

Wow...I've heard of keeping a relationship hush hush but that's a little extreme. Dump the bastard. Say if he can't respect you or is, even worse, ashamed of you, he doesn't deserve you.