By Jamie - 20/09/2013 00:47 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML
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dawood_k 27

Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone

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CharresBarkrey 15

To get free donuts... We've been over this

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Ctrl_H 18

Pirates also used real eye patches. Give him a donut.

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wisericky 12

I'm sure some free donuts will smooth over that misunderstanding. :D

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LindsayxMoore 18

so that was legit today? damn! I wsh i still had all my pirate stuff from gasparilla. love krispy kreme. but sorry op. that had to be awkward.

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Norvi 26

Usually medical eye patches look a bit different from party ones. Didn't OP notice?

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CharresBarkrey 15

You can buy medical eye patches from pharmacies or drug stores for just a few bucks, though.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

I know that you didn't know it was real OP however you shouldn't assume that it was part of a costume because you just don't ever know if it is real or not.

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yscpunkchick 14

I think most everyone *would* assume its part of a costume. The man went into a Krispy Kreme on National Pirate Day, where dressing like a pirate would get you a free dozen doughnuts. OP, if you explained to the man why you said what you said, I'm sure he'd understand.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#45 I know it was dress up like a pirate day and get a free dozen because it clearly states it but it DID NOT say that the had to be dressed head to toe in a pirate custom so I do think it was her place to say he was dressed up enough for the doughnuts.

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yscpunkchick 14

You're an idiot. No one said anything about being in full costume. I am saying that it was okay for OP to assume the customer was wearing an eye patch to get free doughnuts.

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hienzburgess 9

well aren't you an ignorant and judgmental asshole.

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livingmylife18 14

Trust me, it's real. I went through two years of hell at the age of 7-8 with an eyepatch on. It doesn't bring many positive comments

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LennyComa 39

Dress like a Pirate just to get free donuts? Nope can't say I would go out of my way to do that. Anyway back on to the FML, I would of said the same thing so don't feel to bad, just give him the free donuts as an apology.

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