Intimacy: Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little...

By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 12:09 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States

Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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preetyprincess 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:27

awkward...

bt2breakskn 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:30

his dad taught him well lol jk

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imright24 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:29

10-year-olds stopped feeding like that years ago.

larissa132 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:32

lmao.. that's so funny! kids def speak their minds!

FUNKO 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:33

If the kid can talk why the hell is he still breast feeding. that's just wrong.

CovertMilitance 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:34

This kid should hang out with the big guys at a bar

randomviolet 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:47

haha he probly watches to much **** haha it ia a joke and how old was he??!?!

kam8909 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:51

least ya know he's straight....

beancoinc 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:51

I am not hungry but I sure would enjoy seeing them and getting a little taste too, see what I get for being a bottle baby, kisses & smiles!

Fluffy_homan 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:54

I would like to adopt this child and train him... He seems to have the potential to be a great perv one day.

blueeyedblondie9 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 18:07

84- lmao(:

rhaath 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:55

thats not an fml.... there's nothing depressing about people wanting to see your ****. what's wrong with you?

Silenthunter 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:57

Least he didn't ask to see your wiener

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