Intimacy: Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little...

By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 12:09 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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You what now?

By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States

Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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preetyprincess 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:27

awkward...

bt2breakskn 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:30

his dad taught him well lol jk

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hellyeahmirjam 2

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:42

haha wonder what he'll be like when is older hihi

kuntageous 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:44

he's very mature.

selenagirl_fml 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 18:54

is "wanting to see a women's chest" make you mature? no.

LightningLadyy 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 20:07

She was kidding.

selenagirl_fml 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 22:37

143, I take it that you're a mind reader?

LightningLadyy 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 22:57

169- I get the feeling you're pretty stupid.

selenagirl_fml 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 3:30

I get the feeling you're stupid for actually liking Justin bieber...

LightningLadyy 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 7:41

You really don't understand jokes, do you?

fuck_this_shit_5 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:48

wow yo i seen a lot of bitches on here but she might of been the biggest lol

YoureAutomatic 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:49

OP this is irrelevant but we live in the same county :)

jorjaa 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:51

so do alot of people I'm guessing ...aha

ohthebloodygore 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 18:40

43 has a point. I live in the same country.

YoureAutomatic 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:22

I meant county. As in, I live in Derbyshire.

jweezy89 4

Thursday 5 August 2010 17:15

Don't apologize 41, you spelled it right. It's the dumb chicks who can't read that need to apologize.

ilovefacebookk 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:51

ahhahahaha I can just see thaat happening. I would telll his mom thoough..

yougotitgood 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:53

how old is he?

tiffyxmac 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:00

lmfao that's hella funny

dabowlingman 14

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:04

haha what size were they?

JustJess666 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:02

wow that's a little strange but now we know two things: a. he like **** will grow up to be the next girls gone wild host b. you like to try to breast feed strange kids.....

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:28

I don't think she "likes to breast feed strange kids". I think she knows that's what a little kid would do if was breast fed and hadn't quite been weaned yet. she was probably gonna get him some real food

jojoboo1 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:05

the boy pulled the babysitters shirt and she asked if he was hungry? so this kid is still breast feeding mama but is old enough to want to see babysitter boobies..... interesting..