Miscellaneous: Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes...

By Kendal - 23/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

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Same thing different taste

By steven - 24/01/2013 05:16 - United States - Orinda

Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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Baked

By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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Ungrateful!

By lifesabitch2016 - 24/05/2014 06:23 - United States - Moses Lake

Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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Masterchef

By sarah4241 - 26/07/2015 21:04 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By Shortcake - 05/07/2012 01:48 - Canada - Pitt Meadows

Today, what started as my mom calling my grandma for a recipe turned into them discussing the philosophical reason behind my baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And here I thought I just liked the smell of baked goods. FML

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By zuzu - 01/05/2019 14:00

Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the house down." I told her "Don't worry, I know how to make biscuits." The oven caught fire. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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Energy saving

By I can't win - 19/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my parents had me pet-sitting their cats again, since they were going to be gone all day. I noticed their oven was on and wanted to turn it off, but when I do they always yell at me because they "had plans for dinner." This time however, they yelled at me for NOT turning it off, because they'd already ate. FML

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By IwishIwashigh - 01/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML

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ohjessica 11

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:05

Yeah, that would help.

TheRealBruce 12

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:05

Oh noo!

Comments

thatbritkid 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:09

Wow that must've really ****** up your life how can you live with yourself (sarcasm)

kawaiianime 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:09

Cookie dough is better anywho.

8sq 13

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:11

Hurry up an bake me my damn cookies.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 24 August 2011 2:59

You aren't very funny you know...Atleast I don't think you are. Others might...

8sq 13

Wednesday 24 August 2011 3:21

Hey shitbag why don't you stop trolling me? Do you have anything else to say? Yea so shut the **** up you troll.

skinthesnakes 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 3:33

U mad?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 24 August 2011 4:41

I make people angry, I make people laugh, hell, I might've even made some cry. But by far, you're the only person who's responded this hatefully.

SluggerJ 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:11

Blonde moment lol OP

uridea 14

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:12

My sister does the same thing lol :P

perdix 29

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:14

Luckily, cookie dough is a nice consolation prize for morons who can't be trusted to used major appliances.

dark_path 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:14

When you were opening the oven to put in the cookies, did you not notice that there was no heat emission?

BOOSCAREDU 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:18

Holy cow! Your picture scared the crap out of me.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:10

68 - hi stalked!!! :D

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:16

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