Kids: Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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What up big pimps?

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 12:00

Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 28 October 2011 18:07

Like a motherfuckin boss!

sp4ksu_fml 4

Friday 28 October 2011 18:08

well maybe the teacher should lighten up a bit and stop crampin styles...

Comments

ZombifiedBunny 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:25

he should be president and be announced az a legend

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 17 November 2011 2:20

Good on your son for standing up for himself.

nevermore507 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 13:36

Good for your kid!

maackenzie 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 7:12

Stick it to the man!

ChelseaKane 0

Monday 19 December 2011 9:05

Your kid sounds hilarious.

griffin1988 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 3:38

Many ur 17 year old should watch his mouth sounds like he needs an ass whipen and bad parenting on ur part

jasony0423 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:49

Good parenting-- blame the "idiot teacher" for your not teaching your kid what is appropriate to say in a high school speech.

bassjames666 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:09

ok let me get this straight, the teacher made the students advocate the teachers political views or the views of the students? and was it infront of the school or something? i remember once in second grade i called a teacher in training a bitch and got suspended for a week. i came back and did it again cause i didnt want to be in school.

madlaprade 8

Monday 6 February 2012 17:55

So the idiot teacher is enforcing the policy of no cussing and having respect for adults? Wow, she sounds like a really bad person. Oh well as long as your sons style isnt cramped, because that really looks good on a college application. I'm sure your son isn gonna be a very successful drug dealer. Good luck.