By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
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jammy_side_up 0

if she drops her bag again.. you know why. lol

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jtthegr8 26

At least it wasn't a total loss...right?

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MargieDrury 1

Lady, should understand you were trying to help. Hope so though!

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perdix 29

You did catch her bag . . . one of the "fun" kind! How can she not like your upthrusting arm?

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bubo_fml 10

Tell her you're Atlas, lifting her globes of joy...

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bubo_fml 10

"Good afternoon Ma'am. Might as well skip the customary handshake, seeing that we're already more intimately acquainted..."

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natepooch 4

that's a pretty good excuse for getting some boobage

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perdix 29

That was fun back in the day when it was free, but now the greedy airlines are charging steep boobage fees!

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lidemocr 0

At least you tried to help like a gentleman. Hopefully she was cool and laughed it off.

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