By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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sachux0x 0

I don't think it's a fake...if you scan something at a grocery store and it isnt EXACTLY straight (bag of bread?) it still goes through...so0o0o there is a possibility that it's real :) LOL#3

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acertijo 0

HAHHA at least you're worth something!

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blal 0

hopefully the tattoo was on your dick, you could call sex "hammertime" and tell girls how much you wanna sledge them

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phoenixpyre 0

I don't believe you. Barcodes are so specific, I doubt you could scan it

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baffledking042 0

That's actually kind of awesome

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yeahreally 6

lmfao at #3 but hey at least its a hammer!

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