By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 908
You deserved it 143 197

Same thing different taste

Top comments

scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

Comments

# 8 clearly doesn't know how bar codes work haha

fatass123 0

This reminds me so much of the movie "Idiocracy" If you haven't seen it, watch it. "WHY COME YOU DON'T HAVE A TATTOO?"

ziggy123 0

everyone needs to stop hatin on this guys tattoo! to each his own, what's it matter to you?? now you have to find someone (hopefully attractive) with the barcode for some nails ;]

Inspired22 11

This is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Period.

1. - I am skeptical that this even happened, as barcodes are so unique and, more than that, most tattoo artists aren't nearly as precise as bar codes are 2. - Assuming this is true, it is not an FML. It has no real significance in life that you scanned as a hammer. 3. - If this truly bugs you, YDI. Bar code tattoos are overdone, and frankly ugly. If you get a bar code tattoo, you deserve whatever you scan as. :P

Hahaha #3 I was thinking the same thing.

#8, burberry is soooo trashy, #150, lighten up its all chill its funny