By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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dood_fml 0

At least you weren't a hoe.

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terkyhed 0

Hahaha, i dont think thats FML, unless you got stopped while walking out of the store because they thought u stole something., but otherwise, thats cool as hell

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lowcapacityx 0

Lol! Um, yeah that tattoo was cute like in the 90's.

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GodsBleedsRed 0

This should just read "3 weeks ago I got a barcode tattoo. FML"

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Hummingbird114 0

That's not an FML. I think it's cool that it actually scanned as something!

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yumyum_isacult 0

haha that shit is hilarious. hope cheapo sucks balls anyway

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intothevoid612 0

I'd prefer to be a fork lift but hammer isn't that bad

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kt20 0

I think people on this site need a better sense of humor. Sometimes I just read "fml" as "lol." I think it's amazing that you work at a store that happens to recognize the barcode you got!

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bambiibee 0

#3 took the words right out of my mouth!!

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