By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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jSOPURE 3

Fake or not, the wording and set up to this FML is great. :)

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Juli_fml 0

wow i didn't think bar code tattoos actually scanned. that's pretty awesome!

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snoopy24_fml 0

now scan it at the grocery store!!!

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tren 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see now that's why u should've gotten something a bit more creative lol

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maddog_fml 0

My congrats with it and now get a life! LOL #7

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shaPOW 0

i agree with #82, but i can't for the life of me figure out how this means the OP's life is f***ed...

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angie_babi 0

what did 19 say??? the comment was "moderated"

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thisismyname_fml 1

whether it's fake or not, bar code tattoos are ******* lame anyway, so fyl for having one regardless of what it's for.

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