By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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Tag2Ignite 0

better than being a ******* 2-pack of condoms.

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cabernet 0

This is so fake it's not even funny. Even if it was true, I'd say YDI for getting a barcode tattoo. Enjoy the rest of your life with a permanent barcode on you. Gah.

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xXlolololXx 0

Imagine all the different things you could be at different stores. Hahahaaa

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carleeto810 0

You're a tool! Hahahahahahahah!!

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Evox19 0

ha thats actually kinda funny dude... now get a chainsaw tattoo :D

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cmac86 23

that's actually kind of cool. but next time I'd find a chainsaw or a circular saw or a sawsall, or something just plain badass and copy that barcode as a tattoo.

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Recusant 0

Not an FYL, but pretty awesome! If anyone asks, you show them your new tat, "The Claw Hammer!" A pick-up line if you work it right! Women are probably thinking: 'Great! Now men are nicknaming their tattoos ON their parts.'

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terriibabiiix23 0

how is this an FML ? your the dipshit who put a so-called "bar code tattoo" on yourself :/ YDI for being an idiot.

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Edenbeam 19

How is this an FML? It's just funny.

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