By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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Daemonknight 0

i'm just amazed that you came up in the system, it would have been worse if you came up "item not found"

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ryguy999 5

Why didn't you make yourself a powerful hammering drill?

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yeahiknow0 0

This is not an fml, it's actually funny :)

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KBennett 0

ha... that's awesome that it actually scanned it... and it's ironic that you could find the item in the store you work in... lol

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banananut 0

so where's the fml? ugh, i remember back when fml was actually fml.

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lolsquidXD 0

Look on the bright side, atleast you're worth something. :)

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ryukensfj 5

why would you get a barcode tattoo? unless you're a hitman... how much do you charge per hit?

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