By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 908
You deserved it 143 195

Same thing different taste

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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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Panther_fml 0

lol sweet FML but the cheapest hammer we have at THD is 9.99.... :P

ahahaha, this is one of the funniest ones I have read. I didn't know that it is possible to tattoo a real bar code

its not possible to get a tiny enough needle and a steady enough hand to tattoo a barcode that would actually scan. a barcode is read by a laser, black on white, not black on flesh tones. not even remotely possible. nice try

That's not really a FML But it's hilarious.

this is impossible, it's not true. barcode tattoos are tired and cliche. every dumb hipster has one.

IMO that's pretty funny and cool. There are plenty of worse things you could have ended up as.