By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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TheAntiComment 0

fyl for getting a lame tattoo, the fact that your worth even 5.98 should be a step up for you

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GabriLee 0

I say it's real. My friend has a barcode tattoo and he rings up as a quilt at Walmart.

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Tucatz 0

@68 Thanks for that info. I've never really delved into the matter, to be honest- just looking at it from the perspective of an engineer. I didn't know that there was a regulating body for these things. Interesting thought: perhaps the tattoo artist intentionally used the barcode of a hammer for his pattern, to indicate that the wearer is in fact a tool? now THAT would be FML-worthy!

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Victoria2103 0

Hahahaha, love it #3. Also. YDI for getting a stupid, cliché tat. Tattoos should mean something. And now you've got a punch of random lines marking you as a $6 tool for life. Fun.

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screwthisstuff 0

how is this a fml thats a cool tool

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Leeleo17 0

oh my, you must have been REALLY bored^^ lol a bar code tattoo sounds weird - but kinda cool at the same time :P

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