Intimacy: Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history....

By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 05:19 - United States

Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML

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Thursday 28 July 2011 9:06

Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..

SCREAM4meeee 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:38

meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...

Comments

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:31

He must have found some pretty erotic barbeque grills. Maybe there was even some steak on them.

ixheartxyou 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:47

LOL

wdlabrat 0

Friday 2 September 2011 3:18

Or maybe they were filled with weiners

hankwareagle 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 10:37

atleast he isnt looking up hot gruys and nude gruys

cutiepie343 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:03

That was an epic win.

teh_uber_muffin 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:22

I found this to be sub-par. Nice attempt, though.

fatcow282 8

Friday 29 July 2011 1:19

lol

CaramelRainbows 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 10:04

Hot grills? Nude grills? I think barbecues will be my favorite foods from now on. Tasty!

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:40

Those must have been some pretty erotic backyard barbecues he found. Did the grills have steaks on them by any chance?

coltsrock37 15

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:37

miss

hmac1717 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 5:45

Killed your own joke......

jmelsha11 11

Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:08

Yeah...

Ugi 26

Thursday 28 July 2011 10:37

Hot grills! Your son just wants a BBQ over the summer! Nothing wrong with that. ;-)

Climaxx 11

Thursday 28 July 2011 10:49

Just don't freak when he tries to tell you he got the computer pregnant.

x_KL_x 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 10:38

Perhaps he's just a Barbecue enthusiast.

DjeePee 24

Thursday 28 July 2011 10:52

I'm more concerned about a twelve year old who is unable to spell 'girls' then I am about the ****. Boys are sooner interested in sex than girls, and even I, curious as I was, searched for **** when I was twelve. It's completely natural nowadays.

brii143 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:27

I was 13 haha XD

preppychicka97 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:39

I was 13 to! ;p

bankrupt 15

Friday 29 July 2011 1:51

No 23, you are exactly right. It's far worse that this dumb shit of a kid can't spell 'girl' than he is interested in sex. He's what, in about sixth or seventh grade? I think that's about when the gonads kick in. Normal, absolutely normal. 'Girl,' however, is a first grade reading level word. This moron can't read at a first grade level. That's utterly pathetic.