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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

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Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2024 19:00

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Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

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Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

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Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

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Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

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Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:06

Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..

SCREAM4meeee 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:38

meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...

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Acaprice14 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:12

"I wanna see your grill" "YOU WANNA SEE MY WHAT??!?"

yo_bro_hoe 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:05

haha I remember that song!

Acaprice14 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:13

"I wanna see your Grill" "YOU WANNA SEE MY WHAT?!!?"

Btreasure 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:16

he's 12 let him explore himself and explain what hes seeing or trying to see. and teach him how to read so he won't be some homeless bum exposing himself to little girls

Btreasure 8

Friday 29 July 2011 7:04

haha right you are!

JiggyBoo123 11

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:19

Maybe he has a fetish for grills? Check if he does, his pinky will be coated in charcoal. ;3

jazz23 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:22

hahahaha I loved this one, so great. remind him when he's 16 ;)

missyj0 12

Friday 29 July 2011 0:18

You sir, have kick ass hair. That will be all. :D

littlem91 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:45

FYL. For the spelling. A 12 year old wanting to see naked women = normal. A 12 year old who can't spell girls... definitely not normal. Part of me thinks it's YDI for not teaching your kid to spell mind.

12dcevin 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:40

it's technically not **** mam if he's searching for nude grills it would be **** If he was searching for nude grills gets destroyed....

happymelon 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:45

Perhaps he was looking up Grylls. Nude Grylls. Nothing gets a youth all hot an bothered like learning proper survival techniques.

disconinja924 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:27

nice default. skrillex = the shit.

miraggg 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:04

yeah, don't assume.. maybe he's just into grills.

BabyyJesuss 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:12

Awwh, the hormones are coming in on him!

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