Intimacy: Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history....

By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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We've all been there

By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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Well played

By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 05:19 - United States

Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML

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Thursday 28 July 2011 9:06

Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..

SCREAM4meeee 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:38

meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...

Comments

Person1233 12

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:17

I would be more concerned about the grill marks on his meat.

TheDrummingResul 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:21

Who randomly checks their history? Overbearing much?

FrancisMX3 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:08

Checking the search history isn't that unusual.

dogsandmice 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:27

that naailpolish is not your color):

MaskedAspen 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:28

maybe he just really likes barbecues ..

snapperhead 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:37

at least he's not trolling for nude giys.

loserman67 35

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:41

Is your son overweight? He might be getting all chubbed up looking at the newest Webber and dreaming about sizzling steaks. Maybe he jacks it while looking at the hamburgers in the freezer - be careful, that may not be mayo your spreading on your sandwich!

treeson 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:00

lol hot grills

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:16

So, do you now understand what us Grammar Nazis are fighting against?? XD

sara_saturday 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:04

*we, not us

Baagsbaseball 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:08

^win^

sammyjo06 14

Wednesday 26 February 2014 2:08

Burn XD.

wriptidez 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:20

put a filter on ur computer that blocks out **** sites. also talk with him and work this out now before it gets worse. no internet would work

Connor_Williams 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:57

nooo

jmelsha11 11

Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:16

Really? You must be a parent or something. Us 13 year olds need our supply of ****, because without it, we will die and shrivel up into pieces of crusty, mold bearing cloth.