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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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KommanderKush420 5

You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

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TheWindowLicker 13

I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

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Lynabear 0

Ew..I wouldn't wanna date someone who takes their laptop into the bathroom anyways. Germ party...

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Zachthejoker 10

Thats a new one. But its a good thing, any guy willing to dump someone while taking a dump, doesn't deserve to be in a relationship. At least until he goes to AA.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Now I just had a derp moment. :/ my phone doesn't know what copy and paste means. I wrote something long and meaningful about low class and how red necks I have met would not do that...and my phone just decided to post something else. Damn iPhone. Anyways yeah. The guy did you a favor. He really did.

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JustKittyKat 24

I know this is low, but you so could have screen shot it and used the pictures as an evil possible embarrassing blackmail. If the break up was really truly terribly brutal..

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dixiefoxx 22

That's a different way of breaking up with someone.. It's okay OP, if he broke up with you like that, that just shows how much you don't need him

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photoquilty 6

I see this as a good thing. I'm sorry, but do you want to spend any more time with a guy who ***** while on the computer?

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