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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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KommanderKush420 5

You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

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TheWindowLicker 13

I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

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zephyrum 0

I hope he knows that laptop on the lap will basically kill his balls either way he loses

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perdix 29

Sounds like a . . . *reaches up to lower sunglasses* Hey, where the hell are my sunglasses? Anyone seen my sunglasses? How many dumpings was he doing at the same time? I'm imagining that while he was ******** and rejecting you, he was also selling products below cost to wipe out competitors.

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rahrah765765 11

THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO! Yuk! I couldn't get that out of my head for about a week! Now it's come back to haunt me! Even while I'm writing this I have her in the background of my mind bouncing on the toilet seat singing..."sitting on the toilet UH! sittin-ontha-toilett MMPH!"

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jayhawkchik 4

Ew, just ewwww. You're better off without that classless moron ! Don't swear that.

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linkinpark98 23

Have you not read the FML?

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cokee1233 5

How pathetic can someone be ?! It is just so disrespectful! This idiot sounds so rude and immature you are so much better off without him!

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