By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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challan 19

Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

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bgdkmcgee 10

Next time just whip that badboy out!

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bgdkmcgee 10

Btw, there IS a difference! The regulars fit my thumb and the magnums are a bit snug but, they don't break as easily.

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iamthunder 4

Must suck to have your mom work as a cashier

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Bloodjoker 11

"Ahh I think your gonna need a different job"

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Silentcrafter11 13

I've noticed that there are a lot of cashiers with a disease of character. And where I come from, they don't sell condoms at Wal-Mart. That's why Baton Rouge is #1 for HIV infections.

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ADASCOW 5

LOL! Well I bet she's totally right... If she wasn't why would this bother you so much? If you truly have a huge dick that you're proud of, why would a comment get to you so much. Unless she's your girlfriend... in which case she's right and auch!

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MzJnicc 10

if it was a man...he was jealous. if it was a woman...she "tryna find out" Lhh!

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s_rika 16

During sex ed. back in high school, the teacher pulled out a condom and blew it up like a balloon, saying that there was no reason for anyone to buy XL condoms. It was easily bigger than her head, and a normal condom. Add to that everyone saying that it's just really different packaging for an ego boost...

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JackFaire 27

I always think it's funny when people think body size has jack to do with dick size. I knew a guy scrawny 5'4 and he had a bigger dick than the rest of us.

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Zoidly 1

Should've said, "Why do they run small?" Or the like.

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MrCommunism 19

YDI for buying condoms at a Walmart, and in person.

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