By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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challan 19

Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

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Megan639 16

Maybe don't buy the largest size they have next time...

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Faye2210 9

You should complain to the manager and get him or her fired.

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raphael1123 13

FACT: Magum condoms are the same size as regular. It's just marketing strategy

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Radar_one_fml 4

Where I live, only magnum and large have de same size (yep, telemarketing). When it's a hard fight to put a condom on someone, you need to buy bigger.

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Radar_one_fml 4

One day, I was with my boyfriend to buy 2 condoms boxes (1 regular and 1 with flavors for fun) at a drugstore. The old frustrated woman cashier looked down on me with disgust. Same kind of people who say after no one protect themself these days...Stop to discourage people to buy condoms -.-

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Radar_one_fml 4

Always better for a single girl to have 3 size of condoms (small, regular, large). Maybe you'll look **** if you buy them in the same time, but you'll never have one of this surprize: 1-The guy did'nt know his right size 2-The guy have any. 3-The guy have a small size, regular it's too big. 4-Regular Its to small, fight with the f** condoms kill the moment. 5-Own condoms always more safe. 6-You can say: SHUT THE F** UP, I have ALL sizes, you will put a condom. BTW-Never judge a man by his size, you'll only know what it needs...in his pants.

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ebrainer1 9

Maybe I'm just naive to people being malicious, but did it occur to you that they just know that xl condoms are for a statistically small group of people, a group so small that the average person can be said to "definitely" need a smaller size?

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chuka81 27

You can ask her to help you test the smaller size to see if it fits.

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blueknight1st 26

XL condoms are only about half an inch longer than regular condoms and they are the same diameter. Basically there is no such thing as XL condoms as they are all practically the same size.

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Omniprism 14

How would she ******* know. What a bitch. Tell her wouldn't she like to be with it and walk away.

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frethelt 3

why does everyone say that thier is no difference in condom sizes? it shure seems like it.. if i use a normal sized condom alot of times it breaks and it is so uncomfertable its painful and completly ruines sex, if i use an xl its alittle better they dont break and it isnt as painful but still takes away from the experiance, so i use magnum xxl... so inless this is all my imagination thiers definatly a difference... and you know how hard it is to find xxl condoms? ive had to go a whole month without sex waiting for wal-mart to get a shipment... and every week i had to ask them about it... and im shy so that wasent a very fun thing to do

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kelseeinez 10

they're just mad that they are woking at Walmart lmao

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