By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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challan 19

Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

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Micayla 12

She was probably just messing with ya, don't take it to heart!

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melisa_hope 9

You should have pulled it out and asked what size the cashier thought you needed! Though you would have also probably gotten arrested!

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Ayanpatel95 7

Lol I wouldn't been like "god, ur mom can't even keep a secret" lmao haha

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vettle 6

I don't even understand why a cashier would comment on this!!? Some things can be commented on... Not condoms, tampons and the like. Kinda sounds like a jealous male cashier saying this.

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ViviMage 39

Very few men need an XL and the wrong size can lead to condom failure and higher pregnancy risks.

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zeropsych 9

Hmmmm, I believe the cashier, she.....or he, may have been flirting with OP.....it's possible.

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Ins0mau 20

Since when is saying "your penis is smaller than you think", a good flirting tactic?

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frethelt 3

she could have been trying to get him to offer to prove his size to her, some people use unconvenstional methods to do thing

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