By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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challan 19

Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

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onorexveritas 23

Uhm has the cashier seen your junk ? even if you are overcompensating he's still a jackass for assuming

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yupitssoph 18

That's bs all condoms can fit pretty much the same size.. The XL labeling is just for an ego boost :)

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roseeabayy 7

How would the cashier know!? What a rude bitch

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SgtAssCheeks 21

shoulda flashed that dick of yours right out of your jeans and be like "This isnt even my final form, bitch!"

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cartedor 18

You should totally whip it out and say suck on that, smaller size

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Anubis_81 21

The hell would they know? Though, it's not the size, it's what you do with it.

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xeka 10

YDI. Could have gone to self checkout but nooo.

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sikunt89_fml 16

Agreed, I would have done that. Although I guess they should have the right to go to any register without being harrassed about their wang.

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panda_lou 11

How would they know what size you need? I know a guy that is like 5' 2" and skinny as ****. He's hung like a GD elephant. Lol. I know big guys that are smaller than average

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