Intimacy and Sex: Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size,...

By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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By xXxJoe16xXx - 01/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By diesel444 - 23/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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lolmigosh 15

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:33

How would the cashier know?

challan 19

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:36

Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

Comments

ZacZ 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:49

Tell them using them as gloves. Thats what the XLs are for right?

jarroz 1

Thursday 4 April 2013 3:04

How did this make it past the votes? I know a lot of these fmls are fake, but they could at least be funny. YDI for not coming up with something original.

Samanthawk 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 3:12

Penis size is not always proportional to the guys body size. He could be 4ft tall and have a 10in dick because his pack size is based off of genetics. So really.... You can never tell from looking at a clothed man what he has under those pants.

Infinity1337 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:07

Oh so you are Asian! I get it now..

gardenwhipped3 14

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:14

XL has a 15% larger girth than regular condoms. According to one article only about 5% actually need it. So it might be more about bragging. The best response would have probably been something similar to the following: 1. My junk is none of your business, and I don't appreciate being sexually harassed. 2. You really are a stupid person for talking about something as private as this, I mean unless you just want to get fired, I will be happy to talk to your manager and see what I can arrange. 3. Your mom told me to pick up XL condoms and I didn't argue with her because this time is free.